Outside Tivoli at 4:00pm while Roisin Murphy’s Band is Soundchecking. Leopard Lady and dear friend Mr Pirovich have been given a tip off that they might be able to meet Roisin. They wait for a bit and ask a few staff members for assistance to no real avail. Then the band Van comes driving into the venue. Leopard Lady recognises the driver as Cyndi Lauper’s driver the night she met Cyndi(!!!!). Good sign. They expect Roisin to arrive soon….Mr Pirovich sort of thinks she is already there as he knows she is a control freak about her music. The girl at the ticket box asks if they would like her to take all their stuff for Roisin to sign in the Green Room and pick them up after the show (of course they refuse this second rate option) The pair walk back down to the gate. Noticing the people at the back of the Tivoli having a cigarette break they start to get excited…
LL: Is that her?!!! (Both look through the gate to check if it is Roisin Murphy at the back of The Tivoli having a cigarette. Both really excited.)
LL: (Calls out) Is that you Roisin?
RM(Roisin Murphy!!!!!): [Smoking in hat and sunglasses] Yes - Hello! (waving back)
MrP: [Standing on fence] We think you’re great!
RM: Thank you!
MrP: And we brought all our records. Can we get you to sign them?(RM puts out her cigarette and walks down to them.LL& MrP giggling and in slight disbelief.)
MrP: You look like Doctor Who!
RM: What?
MrP: The Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison.
RM: Oh yeah. Hello
MrP: I didn’t know you smoked.
LL: Neither did I. As a singer myself, I am surprised. I mean your voice sounds so great!
MrP: It’s not a judgement thing I just thought I knew a lot about you, but I didn’t know that. I mean “know” as a fan not a real, personal “know”
LL: Mine was a judgement thing! (hahaha!!)
RM: I know it’s terrible … don’t tell anyone.
LL: Hel-lo!!
MrP: It’s you!
RM: Hi.
MrP: I have to say that I love the work that you do. I’ve followed you for a long time and I’m very dedicated! I think you are wonderful.
RM: Oh thank-you!
LL: I saw you at V Festival on The Gold Coast. Do you recognise me?(hahaha)
MrP: I saw you at the last Moloko shows in Australia.
LL: Yeah we both did. We’ve got things for you to sign.
MrP:[handing over Overpowered LP] Now I know it’s your record but I don’t want to wreck the cover. Can you sign the back of it?
RM: Yes. Of course. [Begins writing] Who is it to? Anthony [Signs “To Ant” ]
MrP: This was so hard to get! Apparently EMI didn’t print enough copies to meet the vendor orders in the pressing of the record. So every vendor that placed an order only got some of their requested order. [Realising that he is over-talking it while Roisin is trying to follow the train of thought] Anyway that’s what my EBay vendor said.
RM: Anthony?
LL: Yes … (Leopard Lady helped her here as she was hesitant) That’s … h-o-n-y … [To Mr P] I think you should get all your things signed. [To RM] He’s a big fan.
MrP: I was going to bring everything but I thought that might be too wierd.
RM: You should get it all signed.
LL: We’re also coming to your show tonight.
RM: Oh great. (Now signing Anthony’s Vinyls of Ruby Blue)
MrP: I love Ruby Blue - that’s my favourite song!
RM: Thank you
LL: I love Sow Into You. Are you doing that tonight? Or is that a secret?
RM: Uh - yes we are doing that tonight actually.
MrP: I love the Bugz In The Attic remix of that … I’ve got it the car at the moment.
RM: Yeah it is good.
MrP: As well as all the bits and pieces from the Overpowered sessions … Pandora, Off & On … even though you and Calvin had words about it. [Roisin smiles and mock rolls-her-eyes]
LL: (Gets out her single of Let Me Know for Roisin to sign) I haven’t got much but I love them all. Anthony gave me this one.
RM: And what’s your name?
LL: Almaryse. But just write Meece. M double E C E. Thanks so much. (Opens the Ruby Blue CD) My husband gave me this and he’s already written on it for me. I’ll find a place inside. (Turns to middle of booklet for a space near picture of Roisin) What about here?
RM: That’s good.
LL: Do you think we could get a picture with you? Would you mind if we ask the security man let us in?
RM: [To security] Can they come through for a photo?[Security Guard nods and opens the big gate]
MrP: Thank you [Kisses RM on cheek]
LL: You go first (to Mr Pirovich. Leopard Lady takes the photo) Now it’s my turn. (Mr Pirovich giggles and takes the photo) Thankyou SO much Roisin.
RM: That’s okay. Okay, I’d better get in to my soundcheck.
MrP & LL say their goodbyes and still can’t believe it all. They go back to the girl at ticket box who had felt for them and wished she could help. They show her the photos and tell her their lucky meeting.Back to the car very excited.
MrP: 4:15. Meet Roisin. Done! What should we do now?
LL: Let’s go home. I have only got one earring and I can clear off my memory card so I can take even more photos tonight.
MrP: Yeah we may as well go home. Let’s try and remember everything we said. I’m going to write it all down.
LL: You are so cool!!